Saturday, March 19, 2011

squalid

I was reading along in the ever provocative Detectives Beyond Borders awhile ago. My main reason for doing so was to hold fast to my position that though Brodsky may be a genius and I definitely am not, he was still wrong in his use of the word "literally" in one instance of his otherwise unblemished record. I was probably taking his whole meaning too literally, but who cares? The point is that the comment thread degenerated  elided into a discussion of Dogfish Head beer, and the always informative Elizabeth taught us that the Dogfish Head in question was actually a cape, that dogfish are a type of shark, and that said shark belongs in the family Squalidae. (You knew I was going to get back on topic eventually, I hope.)

Now I don't know if it this type of shark that is in this ominously named family, or if all sharks are, but you've got to admit it's a pretty pejorative classification. Unless it isn't. When I think 'squalid', I think miserable, poverty stricken, in close oppressive quarters, unclean, but I don't think sharks really live this kind of life.

So what is 'squalid'? Does it really just mean dark, or murky? We will now descend to the depths and attempt to find out...

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...'Squalid's contemporary meaning is indeed "dirty and wretched" and implies 'from poverty or lack of care'. No huge surprise there, then. But I believe the link to the dogfish is the result of an earlier, more fundamental connection. Because in addition, 'squalid' also means 'rough'. Although according to the Online Etymological Dictionary the earliest origin is unknown, the basic idea is that something is 'coated with filth', or in other words, rough with it. Similarly, the family Squalidae, which includes 'dogfish, sleeper sharks and relatives' are characterized by spiny dorsal fins. I think this is probably the basis of their 'roughness'.



(I'm editing this to add that it is probably not the spiny dorsal fin, so much as the sandpapery texture of the dogfish skin in general that leads to the characterization of roughness. Dogfish 'denticles' may be viewed here.)

Okay, folks. I wanted to put in a dogfish video, and so came upon this one. It is definitely not for vegans, maybe even not for me, so be forewarned.

In fact, I think I'd better give you the title of the video: "Dogfish refuse to be cooked and eaten". Just so you can see where this is going...


Dogfish Refuse To Be Cooked And Eaten - Watch more Funny Videos

17 comments:

  1. Whoa! I'd always heard that sharks need to keep moving....

    OK, I'm hoping now for:

    1) "Squalid!" to become a term of awe, like "Righteous!"

    2) off-centered wines for off-centered people like me

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  2. Good goals, both, Kathleen.

    However, if I look around my living quarters right now and yell "Squalid!", righteous is not what I'd be meaning...

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  3. Squalidae is job one!
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    "Because Murder Is More Fun Away From Home"
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  4. "Job one" is one I hadn't heard, Peter.

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  5. Remember the old Ford commercials, with their slogan "Quality is job one"?

    I'd already used Roman Squalidae in response to Elisabeth's comment on my blog, so I had to come up with something new for this one.
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    "Because Murder Is More Fun Away From Home"
    http://www.detectivesbeyondborders.blogspot.com/

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  6. Oh, yeah, I do remember that, though I wouldn't have remembered Ford. So much for advertising.

    I wonder what job two was?

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  7. Job Two was coming up with clever slogans.

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  8. Suddenly Dogfish Ale sounds a bit unappealing.

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  9. Uh oh. Think about the Cape it's named after, Glenna. Beer that tasted like shark wouldn't be that good anyway.

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  10. You've done the impossible: I now feel bad for sharks.

    -Brian

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  11. We dissected dogfish in biology class in 11th grade, but I've never eaten one.

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  12. Oh, dear. V word is, and I kid you not, "ingests". Something I think it is safe to say I will never do with dogfish now.

    Yes, Brian, sharks are people too.

    Leslie you definitely were in a different school district than mine.

    It's odd that I was listening to our local radio interviewer last night, talking to Amy Vandermeer, who is the editor of Weird Tales. She defined the weird, unlike other fantasy, as taking place in our own reality, just slightly out of kilter. This film clip would definitely fit within that realm.

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  13. Seana, much of my recent consumption of high-end beer has taken place in a bar that often has the Travel Channel or the Food Network on. For some reason, this has often included a program whose title is something like Appalling Food. So I’ve seen a fair number of squiggly things ingested or being prepared for ingestion.
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    Detectives Beyond Borders
    "Because Murder Is More Fun Away From Home"
    http://www.detectivesbeyondborders.blogspot.com/

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  14. The question for me now would always be, how do I know that the dogfish is dead. I mean, really, really dead?

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  15. Yep, that's precisely the problem.

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